"This will be SO easy!"

Like everything worth doing in life, making a blog is just a snap, once you know how.

R-r-r-right.

Hello, at last..."I want to thank the members of the Academy for"...oh, no, wait, I'm getting ahead of myself (and the Oscars aren't even on tonight).

I am not claiming to have perpretrated the next cutting-edge American blog here, which should qualify me for study, since I have observed a lack of modesty online that would make Alexander and Napoleon blush.

That squishing sound you hear is my foot in the pool water, testing the "virtual" temperature...!